Made to Order No warehouse. No waste. Yours is the only one.
Drop Every Month New designs. New energy. Same chaos.
Wear the Joke If you get it, you get it.
The Whole Deal

Bad Jokes.
Good Cotton.
No Nonsense.

We make stuff that's a little edgy, a little funny, and honestly just stuff we'd want to wear ourselves. No corporate briefs. No excess stock. New designs every month, made fresh and shipped locally from Australia.

The Silly
Billy Story

Silly Billy Store is an Australian-born merch brand. We make stuff that's a little edgy, a little funny, and honestly just stuff we'd want to wear ourselves.

We release a new drop of fresh designs every month. Each drop is a small batch. New graphics, new energy. Every drop stays in the shop so you can buy at your own pace. No pressure, no missing out.

We are, genuinely, deep in it. Chronically online. Fluent in the lore. If it lives in a thread, a comment section, or a meme that aged badly but somehow came back. We've seen it, saved it, and probably put it on a shirt. True internet culture fiends, no notes.

We work with print-on-demand partners right here in Australia, so your order is made fresh and shipped locally. No excess stock, no waste, no nonsense.

Printed fresh. Shipped straight. No fluff.

Every design is ours. Every shirt is made to order. Every drop is a chance to wear something nobody else is wearing. Until the next one drops.

Fresh designs. Every single month. No warehouse. No waste. Just good gear.

The Silly Billy Ethos
FAQs

Got
Questions?

All previous drops stay in the shop. Buy any design at any time. We release a new batch of designs every month, so check back regularly for fresh additions.
Our tees run in a relaxed, oversized fit. If you're between sizes, we recommend sizing down. A size guide is available on each product page.
All Silly Billy products are printed and fulfilled in Australia through our print-on-demand partners. Each item is made to order. No sitting in a warehouse somewhere.
We use Stripe for secure checkout. You can pay with all major credit and debit cards. Your payment details are never stored on our end.
Because your tee is being printed the moment you order, changes are only possible within 24 hours. Email us fast — we mean it.
That's on us, send a photo to our contact email and we'll sort it out with a replacement or refund. Always.
Shipping

Delivery
Info

All orders are printed and shipped from Australia. Because each item is made to order, please allow a little time for production before dispatch.

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Australia

Standard shipping 5–8 business days after production. Free shipping on all AU orders.

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International

We ship to select international destinations. Delivery typically 10–20 business days.

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Production Time

Allow 2–5 business days for your item to be printed and prepared before dispatch.

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Tracking

You'll receive a tracking number by email once your order has been dispatched.

Returns

Returns &
Refunds

Because everything is printed on demand just for you, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues. Please check the size guide before ordering.

However, we will always replace or refund items that arrive faulty, damaged, or incorrectly printed. Just send us a photo and we'll make it right.

✅ We Cover

Faulty items, damaged in transit, wrong item sent, printing errors. Full replacement or refund. No questions asked.

❌ We Don't Cover

Change of mind, wrong size ordered, or items that have been worn and washed. Please choose carefully.

Contact

Get in
Touch

Got a question, issue, or just want to say hi? We're a small operation so bear with us. We'll get back to you within 1–2 business days.

Follow the drops.
Catch the vibes.

Instagram

@sillybilly.store

Response Time

We aim to reply within 1–2 business days. For urgent order issues, email is fastest.

Based In

Australia 🇦🇺. All orders fulfilled locally.

Order Issues

Include your order number and a photo if relevant. We'll sort it fast.